Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.
If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
What is the definition of "accountant"? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don’t understand.
Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.
If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
What is the definition of "accountant"? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don’t understand.